QUOTES YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE

NOTE: Any applicability of the following to the coin market is purely intentional!

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
- Andrew S. Tanenbaum

Our standards are like the tides
- Anonymous

There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy.
- Swift

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
- Groucho Marx

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
- Kin Hubbard

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
- William F. Buckley

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
- Dick Cavett, in "Playboy", 1971

If everybody's behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there's no point in assuming a conspiracy.
- P. J. Plauger

You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
- Margaret Thatcher, 1976

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
- Jerome K. Jerome

The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
- Adolf Hitler

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
- James Thurber, "The Thurber Carnival", 1945

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power.
- Jacob Bronowski, in "Encounter", 1971

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
- Alex Hamilton, "The Listener", 1978

The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who in time of great moral crises maintain their neutrality.
- Dante

History teaches us that men and nations behave wiselyonce they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Abba Eban, 1970

Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.
- André Gide

In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.
- Paul Harvey

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
- Aaron Levenstein

Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly upon our own point of view.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi in "Return of the Jedi"

Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
- Walter Lippmann

Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow

Better Numismatics through Chemistry
- Anonymous

And they laughed the laugh of the damned
- Frasier Crane